Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year's Eve Preparations

As you can see, it's all Mistress MJ can do to control the hijinks chez Infomaniac at this celebratory time of year …



As she is run ragged at the moment, there will be no new post ‘til Thursday.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Disciplinary Duties

Disciplinary duties prevent Mistress MJ from making her usual visits to your blogs.



She will pop ‘round when time permits.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!

Merry Christmas from Mistress MJ and all the holiday whores Houseboys!



And since Christmas falls this year on a Friday, Happy Filthy Friday – Christmas Edition!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas With Family

To those of you who will be spending Christmas with family …



Good luck with that, bitches!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mistletoe Belt Buckle

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle …



Please form an orderly queue to plant your Christmas kiss on Mistress MJ.

No pushing or shoving.

There’s plenty of Mistress MJ to go around for everyone.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Crocs Menorah

Yes, that’s right.

A Crocs Menorah …


(click to enlarge if the sight of a thousand Crocs doesn't nauseate you)


1,000 pairs of Crocs were collected to form the world’s first Crocs Menorah which was lit for Chanukah /Hanukkah.
*waits for one of Infomaniac's token Jews to determine correct spelling of this holiday*

Unfortunately, the Crocs themselves were not lit aflame and burned in a Crocs bonfire.

As you know, Mistress MJ detests Crocs and is holding the entire Jewish population responsible for this abomination.

This shiksa must now lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Daddy

Are you bitches still out shopping for Mistress MJ’s Christmas pressies?

Remember: You oughta get the best for me …